News flash: The ‘migrant caravan’ is headed toward Guadalajara and a shot at a Guinness World Record in the category of ‘world’s longest conga line moving in one direction and not connecting with the end of their line’. A spokesperson for the caravan said “We needed to ‘rebrand’ ourselves to get better press. The ‘invasion’ […]
An open letter to the people of Canada
Dear Canada, Let me say up front that we (The American people) think you’re fabulous! You’ve been like family to us for a long time and a great neighbor as well. Most of us know you didn’t burn the white house during the war of 1812. We don’t think we have to go to war […]
Cyber bullying no longer a ‘thing’ in White House
Inter-office memo from: POTUS Re: FLOTUS To: Everyone who works in the White House and all of my lawyers past and present Where did my wife get the idea to promote a campaign to ‘Be Best’ and teach children about cyber bullying? I wanted her involved, but not when it means she can cramp my […]
White House press release (And what it really means)
Here’s Wednesday’s White House press release. (We added the parentheses) Today, American Dream Week (More of a nightmare) continues at the White House. President Donald J. Trump is focused on empowering every American to achieve their dreams (Unless, of course, you’re black, any ethnicity other than true white ‘American’, poor, immigrant or not healthy enough […]