Disney axing characters; adding new ones

  In a cost cutting move, Disney is subcontracting its characters. The Disney theme parks costumed characters are slowly being replaced by illegal aliens. “Too bad we can’t speak out in public. We’d have a lot to say” said Jimmy Furbisiner, a former Chip of Chip and Dale. “No one knows how hard this work […]

His ego’s BAAAaack! Trump teases Presidential run in 2014

His ego having not been ‘properly pumped’ lately, Donald Trump signaled a possible bid for the 2016 Presidential nomination. “I was thinking about running for King of England but I’d have to establish residency” Trump said in an email blast to followers. Suffering a ‘down period’ after his show ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ went off the air […]