In the run up to see whose Johnson is bigger, America is taking steps to restrict importing certain commodities in effect sanctioning Russia and North Korea for possibly having a bigger one (metaphorically speaking) “Even Russian dressing is verboten” said ‘agent orange’, using a German word to describe something invented in New Hampshire. In a […]
Russia soldiers ahead with import ban
Announcing it can exist on potatoes and beets alone, Russia has banned meat, fish, dairy and fruit and vegetable imports to retaliate against Western sanctions for promulgating an on-going civil war in Ukraine. Announcing the ban at a cabinet meeting Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev, said the ban would not apply to snack foods like Oreos, […]
Putin adds new followers on Linkedin
Linkedin: Congratulate Vladimir Putin on being nominated for the prestigious ‘Despots of the Century’ association. The Russian leader, through his PR agency Ketchum, announced he is ‘pleased’ by his nomination and will ‘stop at nothing’ to insure his place among the top despots of the century. A recent public relations victory by Ketchum helped Putin […]
Pussy Riot “Too colorful for me” Putin says as he invades Crimea
The Russians held the world’s most expensive winter Olympics and, hungry for more publicity immediately invaded Crimea. (Believing any publicity is good publicity, just spell Putin right or spend your winter in the gulag) They haven’t paid for the Olympic Games and now they’re amassing huge debt for a war they didn’t start. We know […]