“These will be the Olympic games you will remember” intoned Vladimir Putin “Try not to think about the lack of potable water, no door knobs and stray dogs in your room, the Russian people love you! By the way, there’s no truth to the rumor that we embedded chips that monitor clandestine activity in those […]
US Olympians told to not brush their teeth while in Russia
A terrorist threat warning that explosives could be smuggled in to the Sochi Olympics in toothpaste tubes showed just how far terrorists will go to cause damage to dental hygene. The Department of Homeland Security is warning some U.S. and foreign airlines traveling to Russia for the Sochi Olympics to watch out for toothpaste tubes. […]
Jamaican bobsleigh team ‘high on their chances’ at Sochi Olympics
Jamaica bobsleigh pilot Winston Watts is convinced his nation will qualify for Sochi 2014. “And we’ll make some spending cash too!” Jamaica last qualified for the Winter Olympics at Salt Lake City in 2002 – missing both the 2006 Turin and 2010 Vancouver Games due to a lack of finances. “That will not happen again” […]
You call that a traffic jam?
California drivers laughed when they heard the news about a 124 mile long (200 Kilometers) traffic jam in Russia lasting 3 days. One L.A. ‘driver’ who was stuck on the 405 Freeway since last August had a comment. “It’s not so bad once you get used to it. Since I’ve been stuck here I haven’t […]