The west was stunned when Islamic State fighters relinquished control of the oil fields they seized in eastern Iraq. “There are some ‘dings’ in the equipment,” said acting General Omar Kahlid at a hastily called news conference, “We never operated anything larger than a falafel stand.” Habib ‘Jimmy’ Ramalamadingdong, a regional VP for economic development […]
Islamic State produces set of instructional DVD’s
Since the Islamic State’s primary source of revenue is the oil it sells on the black market, raids carried out by US, Saudi and UAE aircraft, which have struck 12 refineries in Syria, have caused their revenues to plummet. That’s why they’re making this amazing TV offer to infidels everywhere! “Hello, just call me ‘jihadi […]