Now even you can be a ‘VIP’ or just pay for the fleeting privilege.

In Miami, the ‘hip’ ultra hip’ and ‘uber hip’ dance to a different beat, if they care to dance at all.

We’re a whirling twirling destination says Travel + Leisure magazine. For those ‘un-hip’ who still get their information by turning pages, the magazine’s eighth annual ‘America’s Favorite Cities’ report disclose Miami earning the top spot for its attractive people, nightclubs and singles scene.

If you bemoan the fact that you’re in the disappearing middle class and need a momentary ego boost, open your wallet and head for the causeway. You may be pedaling back.

If you’re good looking, have loads of discretionary income and deign to wait in a mob of your peers at midnight in the hopes of impressing an ego crushing velvet rope attendant for access and don’t care about being ripped off for watered down drinks, then the South Beach club scene is your destination.

Pretty party people prefer Miami. That’s where they tweet, FB, Pinterest, Tumblr and (The latest form of social interaction) their best buds about the really great time they’re having but will probably regret later that morning when they realize what they spent.

‘Bottle service’ is code for ‘let’s soak them for a table near the noise’ and you’ll pay for the privilege.

Be on our ‘watch list’. Watch your wallet, watch your cell phone and watch those charges on your bar tab so you don’t regret a hazy night watching others in the same boat.

We emerged second in snobbery and third for rudeness. No to worry, rudeness came in at the top for drivers and congestion on the roads along with identity theft and Medicare fraud.