Spring break Miami Beach became tamer, lamer and where’s the disclaimer? Apparently, the city fathers (and mothers) have had it with college kids having a little too much fun. To wit: a marketing campaign released prior to the spring break beach blow-out exclaimed “Come on vacation, don’t leave on probation”. Yeah, that’ll send a stern […]
Welcome tourists; spend your money and go home!
Tourists are people who want to get away from their day to day existence and experience a different more expensive day to day existence. Let’s welcome them and their wallets to sunny South Florida! To our tourists: You’re welcome to all we have to offer, including the traffic you brought with you. Get ready for […]
Miami Beach; be at one with the sea
With the onset of sea level rise, The City of Miami Beach hopes to profit from residents catching fish on city streets during its high tides. They have declared city streets ‘commercial fishing zones’ during the hours of king tide and will start issuing licenses to all residents. Crabbing is free, however, and can take […]
You too, can be a ‘VIP’ but just for the night
Now even you can be a ‘VIP’ or just pay for the fleeting privilege. In Miami, the ‘hip’ ultra hip’ and ‘uber hip’ dance to a different beat, if they care to dance at all. We’re a whirling twirling destination says Travel + Leisure magazine. For those ‘un-hip’ who still get their information by […]