Here’s Wednesday’s White House press release. (We added the parentheses) Today, American Dream Week (More of a nightmare) continues at the White House. President Donald J. Trump is focused on empowering every American to achieve their dreams (Unless, of course, you’re black, any ethnicity other than true white ‘American’, poor, immigrant or not healthy enough […]
Secret Service can’t protect one White House and now they want two?
The Secret Service wants to spend $8 million to build a duplicate White House in Beltsville, Md. for training purposes. The House Appropriations Committee heard testimony from Joseph Clancy, the Director of the Secret Service, urging lawmakers to give him money to fund a detailed replica of the White House to aid in training officers and […]
Secret Service head guards Nancy Pelosi’s dog after White House breach
An armed intruder jumped the White House fence and made it into the home of the President. The perpetrator ran past the valet service through the front door, reached the East Room and then utilized the Nixon Bathroom adjacent to the Blue Room. Quoting a line from ‘Ace Ventura’ an agent wheezed “Do not go […]
Republicans; “Canadian bacon and Brussells sprouts are un-American”
John Boehner took President Obama to task today after a White house ‘peace breakfast’ of pancakes, bacon, coffee and orange juice with Republican leaders. House Republicans immediately called a press conference to denounce a meal, they said, was counter-productive to the war on terrorism and added, “This food was a clear waste of time and […]