Linkedin: Congratulate Vladimir Putin on being nominated for the prestigious ‘Despots of the Century’ association. The Russian leader, through his PR agency Ketchum, announced he is ‘pleased’ by his nomination and will ‘stop at nothing’ to insure his place among the top despots of the century. A recent public relations victory by Ketchum helped Putin […]
Winners in startling new Olympic categories
“These will be the Olympic games you will remember” intoned Vladimir Putin “Try not to think about the lack of potable water, no door knobs and stray dogs in your room, the Russian people love you! By the way, there’s no truth to the rumor that we embedded chips that monitor clandestine activity in those […]
Jamaican bobsleigh team ‘high on their chances’ at Sochi Olympics
Jamaica bobsleigh pilot Winston Watts is convinced his nation will qualify for Sochi 2014. “And we’ll make some spending cash too!” Jamaica last qualified for the Winter Olympics at Salt Lake City in 2002 – missing both the 2006 Turin and 2010 Vancouver Games due to a lack of finances. “That will not happen again” […]