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With the promise of not invading any country larger than Estonia, Putin hopes to eliminate United States sanctions which have “forced his citizens to add more water to their beet soup. It’s not fair” said Putin. “How can we continue to invade countries on our borders while under sanctions from the U.S.? We’re sure Trump […]

Are you ‘Linkedin’ with Vladimir Putin?

Be great at what you do. Get started, it’s free! Do you want to be… Linkedin? “Are you following Vladimir Putin? Or more to the point, is he following you?” Congratulate Vladimir Putin on being nominated for the prestigious ‘Despots of the Century’ association. The Russian leader, through his PR agency, announced he is “pleased” […]

Putin on the ‘glitz’

George H.W. Bush spokesman Jim McGrath confirmed ex-President George ‘Poppy’ Bush (41) received a personal phone call and gift from Russian President Vladimir Putin on his 90th birthday “Putin called Bush and sent a portrait of President Bush as a young Navy ensign in his dress whites.” Upon close inspection of the portrait, one of […]

Putin adds new followers on Linkedin

Linkedin: Congratulate Vladimir Putin on being nominated for the prestigious ‘Despots of the Century’ association. The Russian leader, through his PR agency Ketchum, announced he is ‘pleased’ by his nomination and will ‘stop at nothing’ to insure his place among the top despots of the century. A recent public relations victory by Ketchum helped Putin […]