Inter-office memo from: POTUS Re: FLOTUS To: Everyone who works in the White House and all of my lawyers past and present Where did my wife get the idea to promote a campaign to ‘Be Best’ and teach children about cyber bullying? I wanted her involved, but not when it means she can cramp my […]
Vatican Cardinals ‘not lovin’ newest location
A McDonald’s has opened in the vicinity of the Vatican, close by in a Vatican owned building which houses several senior Cardinals. The Cardinals objected saying, “Why couldn’t we get that Hard Rock Cafe which is opening on Via della Conciliazione, the main boulevard leading to St. Peter’s? We can’t ‘unwind’ at a McDonald’s. Not […]
Is everything better with a chocolate drizzle?
McDonald’s revealed its latest menu item, but you’ll have to travel far for a taste. The Golden Arches will serve the McChoco Potato to its Japanese customers. The dish consists of french fries drizzled with two different chocolate sauces. The fast food giant wanted to roll out the new taste in England but the way […]
Upgraded Hamburglar emerges buff and brazen
What’s old is new. The marketing mayvens at the world’s most popular restaurant, McDonald’s, is re-branding more than its food. The question: Where has McDonald’s iconic impish character, the Hamburglar been for the past 13 years? A, On extended hiatus B, Remaining under the radar while working with McDonald’s ‘Undercover Boss’ program C, getting older, […]