The U.N. Security Council, responsible for world security and quashing parking tickets in Manhattan, issued a statement condemning North Korea’s latest missile launch. North Korean leader for “All Eternity and Beyond’ Kim Jong Un chose the eve of the Chinese New Year for the launch hoping to hide it amidst the Chinese fireworks displays. “We […]
Hey, you dork! it’s only a movie!
In the un-kindest cut of all, a repressive foreign country that does not wants its citizens to go to the movies unless the movie exalts its leader for life, puts the kibosh on a comedy that no sane person would believe is reality. Sony Pictures pulled release of “The Interview,” a satire targeting that country’s […]
Tea party about face?
Fox News ran a late breaking news banner under the cartoon series ‘Family Guy’ which said Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell and Speaker of the House John Boehner decided to support ‘Obamacare’ and legislatively close any discussion of a vote to repeal the president’s signature healthcare initiative. Speaker Boehner said, “Mr President, the 50th House bill […]
North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un beefs up forces, provides comic relief
This is the continuing saga of a spoiled brat who has an entire army at his beck and call. No, it’s not Rush Limbaugh. It’s the ‘Greatest Military Poobah and Revered Historian in Recorded History’ Kim Jong-Un. He never fails to provide comedy material. Ever since his father bought him the tiny country of Liechtenstein, […]