Epic Flick pick nixed by mixed-up cryptic dick

PriceWaterhouseCooper  super-duper blooper stupor

Scriptus Interruptus

Bonnie ‘Harveys’ Clyde

Oscar ‘best man’ as Denzel marries tourists during telecast

Bonnie blows lines, Clyde pie eyed

And the Oscar goes to…….WTF????

Audience treated to extra acceptance speech

Bonnie talks, Clyde walks, Oscar balks

As we often do, the Miami audience left early, believing their 305 film Moonlight was dissed for best picture, learns next morning hometown boys nab confab booty. Warren Beatty up for best confused presenter as Faye Dunaway grabs envelope and proves it.

In what could be considered one of the best Oscar moments ever, Warren Beatty tries to reconcile the fact that he could have been handed wrong envelope when Faye Dunaway grabs it, pronounces it and blows it.

PriceWaterhouseCooper apologised to the world then shoots self behind proscenium in unscripted moment.

Jimmy Kimmel stepped up to the ad lib as he “personally blamed Steve Harvey for this”. Forget about the candy parachute drop and the tourists conned into believing they were walking into a costume exhibition. The best take home booty was the pair of sun glasses Jennifer Aniston gave to one of those tourists.

Lin-Manuel Miranda has already scripted a movie about the incident.