Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking postulated on event horizons and black holes 40 years ago. He now claims that black holes don’t actually exist except for Duncan Donut’s new dark chocolate Munchkins®. Black holes are astronomical bodies, usually collapsed stars, with gravity so intense they absorb anything nearby, including light. Hawking, on his Facebook page, articulated […]
Nuclear missile officers testing ‘up in smoke’
The US military has suspended 34 officers in charge of launching nuclear missiles for cheating on a proficiency test. Also, the country’s nuclear arsenal might be in the hands of soldiers on drugs. The scandal at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana included a separate illegal drug probe. “If we had gay weddings in the […]
Jamaican bobsleigh team ‘high on their chances’ at Sochi Olympics
Jamaica bobsleigh pilot Winston Watts is convinced his nation will qualify for Sochi 2014. “And we’ll make some spending cash too!” Jamaica last qualified for the Winter Olympics at Salt Lake City in 2002 – missing both the 2006 Turin and 2010 Vancouver Games due to a lack of finances. “That will not happen again” […]
One way trip to Mars sounds good to some
Mars One’s 2024 privately funded manned mission to the red planet will have to sell a hell of a lot of T-shirts and coffee mugs to make their nut. http://www.mars-one.com/merchandise or they’ll have to call it the ‘Wal-Mart Mission to Savings.’ Mars One, a nonprofit venture to establish a human settlement on Mars, estimates the […]