NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and the NFL are playing games with the game of football by modifying rules that protect players. “We’re not violent enough, but don’t quote me on that. We’d like to get to the level of the violence in the stands at a soccer rivalry. Goodell and the NFL seem to have to have […]
Dust off that credit card, here comes Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is one of those very special days when the marketing people hope your sweetheart will equate the most expensive, lace laden, love song playing, Valentine’s Day card with the depth of your love. I’m sure that some un-scientific survey will verify that if you add a huge teddy bear and some fine chocolates, […]
US Olympians told to not brush their teeth while in Russia
A terrorist threat warning that explosives could be smuggled in to the Sochi Olympics in toothpaste tubes showed just how far terrorists will go to cause damage to dental hygene. The Department of Homeland Security is warning some U.S. and foreign airlines traveling to Russia for the Sochi Olympics to watch out for toothpaste tubes. […]
David Beckham handsome enough to make soccer in Miami work
David Beckham is confident of a ‘done deal’ for a new soccer stadium. The extremely handsome former soccer star insisted that while a deal will take time, the new facility “will be built downtown.” For example, we don’t mind tearing down part of the Perez Art Museum Miami for the thrill of eliminating more public […]