Let’s agree on one thing. Driving in South Florida is a fate worse than leaving a club after imbibing and offering donuts at the DUI checkpoint at 3AM. But here’s the good news. We’re not even in the top ten in the ‘worst driver’ category according to http://www.carinsurancecomparison.com . They rate drivers on fatality rate […]
Scorpions on a plane: worse than cramped seating?
People for the Ethical Treatment of Arachnids (PETA) filed a lawsuit against a woman stung by a scorpion on an Alaska Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Portland, Oregon. In their brief, lawyers for the scorpion said “She (our client) was merely trying to get some ‘elbow room’ in an already cramped seat. This woman […]
Rick Scott: If bullshit were electricity…….
What more appropriate place for Florida Governor Scott to deliver an ‘apology’ about his ham handed and devious handling of the FDLE fiasco than a horse pavilion. The place where horses ‘go’ was mingled with the place where he talked about his so called ‘misstep’. Yes, the horse s*#t was flying! The Governor has been […]
Valentine’s Day is coming……..RUN!!!
Valentine’s Day is probably the world’s most ultra-special marketing bonanza. It’s the day when those in the flower, chocolate and jewelry business hope your sweetheart will equate the most expensive gifts with the depth of your love. This faux holiday is not for the faint of heart or the flat of wallet. At this time […]