Is toilet paper a leading economic indicator? Sales of toilet paper, what the industry calls “luxury” rolls climbed to $1.4 billion outselling all other TP’s for the first time in almost a decade. These sales have grown more than 70 percent since 2000, and are expected to grow faster than all other categories every year through at least 2018.It […]
Zika mosquitos ask “Is this all we get?”
A PETA lawyer acting for a coalition of Zika mosquitos has filed a lawsuit to expand the so called 1 square mile ‘Zika zone’ in the Wynwood area of Miami. “Why are we limited to just the one square mile” said an adult Zika carrying pest, “ it’s a really short life span and my […]
New theme park rides for America’s waistline
With the obesity epidemic growing faster than demand for any new Apple product, America needs to control the problem in its own inimitable way; a quick clever fix. Fix 1: It could mean altering the clothing size labels in Chinese factories so the ‘L’ for ‘Large’ will be changed to ‘XL’. Those who have bought […]
Here, have a drink!
Florida’s water quality standards have not been upgraded in 24 years. Lately, there has been a lot of negative press about bacteria laden toxic algae blooms. These toxic blooms are making Floridians sick, closing beaches and damaging the economy. In spite of those conditions, regulators would like to allow more toxic chemicals to flow into […]