Who’s got time to read?

Penguin Random House has earned publishing rights to books by former President Barack Obama and the former first lady Michelle Obama. Multiple publishers vied for the rights and the bidding reached 8 figures. SCROTUS immediately tweeted “I got a better book deal and I didn’t even have to write it! How can he write with […]

Pick your fave Oscar title

Epic Flick pick nixed by mixed-up cryptic dick PriceWaterhouseCooper  super-duper blooper stupor Scriptus Interruptus Bonnie ‘Harveys’ Clyde Oscar ‘best man’ as Denzel marries tourists during telecast Bonnie blows lines, Clyde pie eyed And the Oscar goes to…….WTF???? Audience treated to extra acceptance speech Bonnie talks, Clyde walks, Oscar balks As we often do, the Miami […]

Why just the Two dollar bill?

#45 continues to hammer the ’dishonest media,” with, what he claims is its biased reporting and he noted presidents from “Jefferson, Jackson and Lincoln,” have had media problems as well. “Media was very much in its infancy in the nineteenth century’ said SCROTUS, “television especially, was very primitive in the days of Lincoln. People had […]