Tea party Republicans held a hastily called conference in Dallas this week to address the problem of not having a manufactured crisis they could blame on Obama.
“Not having a crisis is a crisis, mentioned almost former Congressperson Michelle Bachmann, “What do we have to have to feel good about, a hurricane, an earthquake or some other manifestation of God’s wrath caused by the Democrats?

By the way, a 2,000 pound satellite from the European Space Agency will fall from its orbit between Sunday night and Monday afternoon. No one knows where it will fall. I’ll repeat. No one knows where it will fall except the Democrats and they’re withholding that information!”

The latest Rasmussen Reports Presidential Tracking Poll shows that 44% of likely U.S. voters approve of the Presidents job performance and 55% disapprove.

The RNC said, “No one called us, and we would have sent that disapproval rating through the roof, so to speak.”

We blamed Burger King’s ‘satisfries’ on him and since Americans don’t know history we told people he started the Civil War too.”

“We’ve blamed just about everything on Obama except the George Bush ‘mission accomplished’ thing but we’ve got people working on that” said Mitch McConnell.

“It’s been a little slow around here” said Rand Paul, We need someone to blame for something. I just don’t feel fulfilled unless I’ve got a patsy to trounce.

The health care website was a good one. We did everything we could to make it fail and when it did, we were conflicted”, he said, “Do we cheer or what?