In a cost cutting move, Disney is subcontracting its characters. The Disney theme parks costumed characters are slowly being replaced by illegal aliens. “Too bad we can’t speak out in public. We’d have a lot to say” said Jimmy Furbisiner, a former Chip of Chip and Dale. “No one knows how hard this work […]
Stop the ride, I’m getting dizzy over here
New theme parks proposed for 120 acres of vacant land in and around Zoo Miami in South Dade. The proposals are under a so-called ‘cone of silence’ designed to bar lobbying during consideration. No one knows the details except for a handful of county employees and hundreds of lobbyists. “We’re looking for ideas and for […]
Want to skip the theme park lines this summer? Here’s how
Where can you go to not only have fun but ‘pal around’ with your fellow Americans? Theme parks! Actually you don’t have to rub elbows with the great ‘unwashed masses’ anymore! Universal Studios Hollywood has introduced a $299 V.I.P. ticket with special access perks. It includes valet parking, breakfast in a luxury lounge, special access […]
Dubai-Land, the Disney of the Desert
Question: You’re the ‘Sheik/Pashsa/Overlord of a very wealthy middle eastern country and your oil reserves are expected to be depleted in 20 years, what do you do? A, Have your solid gold Bentley adjusted for regular gas B, Develop a market for a 6 ton hour glass that only needs to be turned once a […]