“These will be the Olympic games you will remember” intoned Vladimir Putin “Try not to think about the lack of potable water, no door knobs and stray dogs in your room, the Russian people love you! By the way, there’s no truth to the rumor that we embedded chips that monitor clandestine activity in those […]
Jamaican bobsleigh team ‘high on their chances’ at Sochi Olympics
Jamaica bobsleigh pilot Winston Watts is convinced his nation will qualify for Sochi 2014. “And we’ll make some spending cash too!” Jamaica last qualified for the Winter Olympics at Salt Lake City in 2002 – missing both the 2006 Turin and 2010 Vancouver Games due to a lack of finances. “That will not happen again” […]
America’s fastest texter uses prize money to pay phone bill
Lebron James solves European monetary crisis, ends world hunger despite record drought, reverses climate change and gave Keith Richards a face lift without surgery in between games at the London games…… And in other news of the biggest and best, America has produced a teen who says he has ‘Abnormally fast thumbs’ and has been […]