. The ‘Joint Select Committee on How to Better Manipulate Public Opinion for the Passage of the American health Care Act’ (JSCHBMPPAHCA) has been operating ‘behind closed doors’ as it tries to break a deadlock between its 6 Democrat and 6 Republican members. We have obtained, with great risk to their credibility, a copy of […]
Tea party about face?
Fox News ran a late breaking news banner under the cartoon series ‘Family Guy’ which said Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell and Speaker of the House John Boehner decided to support ‘Obamacare’ and legislatively close any discussion of a vote to repeal the president’s signature healthcare initiative. Speaker Boehner said, “Mr President, the 50th House bill […]
HHS head Kathleen Sebelius touts experience of ‘signing up’ for Obamacare
“It isn’t about the numbers, it’s about the quality of the experience” said Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius speaking to reporters on a conference call about the amount of people who were able to sign up for the affordable Care Act. “The Taylor family of Silicon Valley, California signed up after only […]
“Cruz-A-Thon thankfully over” say Senate Republicans
Trending topics today are the remake of ‘Dumb and Dumber’ and the Ted Cruz marathon speech. Senator Ted Cruz’ ongoing talk to a nearly empty Senate Chamber included reading from Dr. Suess. “It was the most sense he made all night” said a colleague who chose to remain nameless. “He was like the little Dutch […]