Obama tears tags from pillows, Republicans sue

John Boehner released a document that, he says “Proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that President Obama is responsible for the huge, mysterious crater which ‘spontaneously’ appeared in a remote part of Siberia. “It was not caused by an unidentified object falling from space, but placed there by a basketball loving President as a […]

White House goes solar, Republicans go postal.

President Obama’s “commitment to lead by example to increase the use of clean energy in the U.S.” met with stiff resistance from republicans who railed against the sun and the wind. “Wind has been shown to be a destructive force of nature” said John Boehner, “It can easily kill if we don’t contain it. Not […]