Hello to all the people in North Korea who are not serving in your armed forces; a total of 37 families in the mountains that cannot be reached by mule. Let’s get away from the distraction called ‘kneeling’ for a moment and talk about the biggest threat to people everywhere; the fact that Amazon is […]
“We’ll parade like never before” Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong-un, the Holiest Star in the Heavens, a Wise, Wonderful, Unique leader of All He Surveys and God’s Gift to the People, Beloved and Respected or He’ll Kill You Leader of the Republic of North Korea, says he will be ready by mid-August to fire four missiles, or hurl huge rocks near the US […]
Whoops! holy shit, we’re gonna get hit!
North Korea launched another missile test last week said the U.S. Pacific Command. The missile did not leave North Korean territory and did not pose a threat to North America because it landed 200 feet away from the launch pad. “That’s really far” said an observer, ‘We expected it to go across town.” The town, […]
Visit North Korea, and experience their famous ‘all you can’t eat buffet’
Here’s an update in our continuing series on the world’s weirdest country. Donald Trump Tweeted his displeasure at Kim Jong-Un’s threat to fire a warhead and reach the United States. There was a half-hearted response from North Korea as their carrier pigeons couldn’t make it across the Pacific. Not so with North Korea’s new travel […]