After we welcome you, then what? A guide for visitors. Hello international tourists. Hola, Bienvenu and Kon Nichiwa! Miami International Airport wants to make you feel more welcome. You are the lifeblood of our economic system and we’d like you to enjoy spending whatever money you have or can get before you go home to […]
Let’s welcome the mother of all traffic jams to Miami
With 4 major events on the same long President’s Day weekend, including a huge blockbuster Sale at Mattresses are Us, Miamian’s are bracing for what could be the worst traffic since the Woodstock Festival in 1969. City traffic planners said about the holiday. “We didn’t have to make elaborate plans for our mock disaster training. […]
David Beckham handsome enough to make soccer in Miami work
David Beckham is confident of a ‘done deal’ for a new soccer stadium. The extremely handsome former soccer star insisted that while a deal will take time, the new facility “will be built downtown.” For example, we don’t mind tearing down part of the Perez Art Museum Miami for the thrill of eliminating more public […]
Welcome to Florida; we’re still voting!
Welcome to South Florida! It’s November and the early tourists and snow-birds are now officially here. Let us welcome them to South Florida and all we have to offer. The definition of a tourist is someone who wants to get away from their day to day schedule to be in a different more expensive day […]