Koch brothers purchase Canada! eh?

The latest ‘buzz’ in many major newspapers and web based entities such as Politico.com have opined of a merger between the United States and Canada by creating a customs and monetary union or, more radically, by merging outright into a single nation-state or a European Union-style partnership. The Koch brothers, David and Charles, have usurped […]

Things go ‘bitter’ with Koch (brothers)

In a press release the Koch brothers said that since the tea party’s aim is to control a smaller government, they would purchase the European country of Luxembourg for that purpose. “We would ‘go the extra mile’ or meter or liter or whatever passes for distance in Europe to suit our purpose.” Luxembourg is a […]

Welcome to Washington’s newest game show

(Announcer) Welcome everyone to the second edition of the political price is right!!! And here’s your host Drewwww Careyyy! Drew: Hello to everyone tuning in, it promises to be a lively show. Our contestants are here to play the game and win some money for their favorite charity. Washington’s out to lunch but America’s tuned […]

The Koch brothers surprise offer to bail out Detroit

If it goes bankrupt, the beleaguered city would have to slash pension benefits to city workers and retirees, and have only pennies on the dollar for bond holders. “That’s like getting a Christmas present and whatever they get for Hanukkah” said the Koch brothers, billionaires Charles and David. The brothers, panting over the possibility of […]