Congressional committees of the future

Outgoing House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) issued a statement announcing the (All) Republican appointments to the House Energy and Commerce Committee’s new Select Investigative Panel. Will they focus on energy? Will they focus on commerce? No! They will expend energy on the ‘so called’ ‘grisly practices of big abortion providers’. The committee has 31 Republicans […]

Congressional committee meeting minutes revealed

Congress, with historically low public approval ratings, has convened to address the situation. The ‘Joint Select Committee on How to Better Manipulate Public Opinion’ (JSCHBMPO) has been operating ‘behind closed doors’ as it tries to break a deadlock between its 6 Democrat and 6 Republican members. If the committee cannot decide on how to bring […]

A window of normalcy in Washington? Don’t bet on it

Can we look forward to government lurching like Frankenstein to the next ‘brink’ as rhetoric tones down and what passes for a temporary normalcy descends on Washington DC? “If we have to look forward to incessant bickering over details every few months from the Democrats, let them move to a more stable country like Somalia” […]