A spokesperson for the devil has filed suit in federal court to enjoin John Boehner from further referencing Ted Cruz as “Lucifer in the flesh.” Satanists around the country rose up in ‘righteous indignation’ at Boehner’s slight. “It’s not right that they drag the devil down to Cruz’s level of detestability. We’re a very small […]
Trump ready to take Boehner’s place as Speaker of the House
Trump “Ready to step in as Speaker of the House since John Boehner is leaving.” House Speaker John Boehner’s announcement that he’s stepping down as Speaker of the House and leaving congress at the end of October drew these startling comments from Donald Trump. “The election is really far into next year sometime. Can the […]