Kim Jong-un, the Holiest Star in the Heavens, a Wise, Wonderful, Unique leader of All He Surveys and God’s Gift to the People, Beloved and Respected or He’ll Kill You Leader of the Republic of North Korea, says he will be ready by mid-August to fire four missiles, or hurl huge rocks near the US […]
Is it really that crazy in the White house?
All we know is that, most times without even thinking it through, the president gets a bug up his royal ass about something he saw on Fox, or heard from one of his sycophants and immediately takes out his (Unsecured?) android phone to Tweet. Aside from the fact that chaos has existed among the SCROTUS […]
Who’s got time to read?
Penguin Random House has earned publishing rights to books by former President Barack Obama and the former first lady Michelle Obama. Multiple publishers vied for the rights and the bidding reached 8 figures. SCROTUS immediately tweeted “I got a better book deal and I didn’t even have to write it! How can he write with […]