In news of the reality TV world, which isn’t really news, is certainly not reality and doesn’t belong on TV, two married stars of the “RHONJ” have slipped into some unscripted reality. For those who don’t waste their TV time, it stands for ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey.

“The real shocker here is that this show has lasted for 6 seasons” said a spokesperson for the Bravo network. We figured that if ‘The Littlest Groom’ and ‘Farmer Wants a Wife’ could survive at least one season, a show about bitchy women and how they define their turf with other bitchy women would garner viewers who don’t have a life of their own.

We proposed this show when we were stoned or something. We never thought it would work so well. It’s not about housewives from New Jersey or any other State. It’s about how so called adults with huge egos react to each other when placed in a confined space, sort of like rats in a cage.

Once in a while the rats will commit conspiracy and bankruptcy fraud and get charged in federal court in Newark for example. That’s what happened here with Teresa and Giuseppe “Joe” Giudice, two of the show’s stars. Oh, we’ll overlook the occasional misdemeanor, DUI and basic assault as long as it occurs while the cameras roll, but this scenario was better than we expected.

To build a house the size of their combined egos they hid assets from bankruptcy creditors and submitted phony loan applications to get some $5 million in mortgages and construction loans. Grand larceny was injected into the plot line like a teenager on a can of Rockstar 2X energy drink and ratings went through the roof!

What a plot line! He got sentenced to 41 months in the slammer and she got 15 months. We hope to film some conjugal visits. If these shenanigans keep up we’ll try to get all the housewives their own cell block and America will watch.