E Harmony’s Neil Clark has found his ‘perfect match’ in outgoing NBA Commissioner David Stern.

“This is the perfect match in more ways than one” said Clark, the founder and spokesperson for EHarmony.com. “In fact I presented the Larry O’Brien trophy at the championship game in Miami and no one noticed the switch.

We look so much alike it was easy to slip in for him at the last minute as we passed one another in the tunnel on the way to the stage at center court. He slipped a hoodie over his head as he was escorted to his limo and no one was any the wiser.

Through a spokesperson Clark said, “Stern was retiring from his basketball gig and was looking for something to keep himself busy. I was too busy finding matches for people and wanted to slow down. I saw an opportunity here.”

“At the celebration after the game I told Chris ‘Birdman’ Anderson that I knew a heavily tattooed lady from North Miami who was looking for her ‘Soul Mate’ but I think amid all the hoopla he wasn’t interested.”

Stern added, “who knows; maybe I can appear in some of the commercials. I miss TV already.”