Kim Kardashian and family traveled to her ancestral home of Yerevan in Armenia to highlight the 100th anniversary of the Ottoman Turk massacre of its citizens. The visit, however, was overshadowed by the most famous portion of her anatomy.
The butt in question that occupied two seats in first class, issued a press release on the occasion. “We’re so happy to be in the country of our ancestors, where great behinds are appreciated by everyone and not just in the inner city.
With paparazzi in tow, the bootie toured the capitol searching for the perfect setting to highlight its curves and grandeur. The limo stopped on a 400 year old bridge where it got out and posed by the wrought iron scrollwork railing and eclipsed fully half of the river below. “What a breath taking view” said Taron Margaryan, Mayor of Yerevan. ‘We haven’t seen something like this since our Armenian cousin Cher wore that revealing Bob Mackie dress at the Oscars in ’88.
Revealing its ‘best side’ for the cameras, Kim’s behind strutted and wiggled its way along the ancient walkway to the amazement of wide eyed children who were let out of school for the occasion. “It’s a shame there’s not much sun. I was hoping to get a tan while I was here with the family” it said.
The buttocks inhabited a suite overlooking the pool area and relaxed in the sauna where it sucked most of the humidity out of the room, giving itself a glow that lasted until its evening disco foray.
When asked to comment, it said proudly “There was a time when I was overshadowed by Kim’s breasts, but I think we’re getting top billing now.”
