After leaking valuable intel to the Russians, which Israel said to never share with anyone, Trump will still get a decent welcome when he travels to the middle east in his first international trip. The Israeli government has offered to make him the honoree in a special ceremonial bris (Circumcision).

“I wasn’t quite sure about this ceremony” said SCROTUS, “But they’re honoring me, so let’s do it. I’m sure it will be a memorable experience.”

Israel’s official Mohel (Moy-el) said, “We may have to hold him down when he realizes what’s about to happen, but we’re sure going to get some satisfaction from this. He’s the biggest blabbermouth this side of the Hudson River.