New Iranian President Hassan Rohani was having a good day so he got on his banned Twitter account and wished a happy Rosh Hashanah to all 6 of the Jews still left in Iran.

It went like this: “As the sun sets on the imperialist dogs of America and my infidel friends in Israel, Have a blessed day! #what the hell, and whatever the gays celebrate too!”

In the spirit of opening that door a little further, Iran’s top general Al Azzizzi-Frederico, not to be outdone, offered to have 2 full regiments of troops memorize the blessing for the wine and bread. Those that will not, will enjoy the blessing of being circumcised or beheaded in the square.

Iran’s foreign minister Mohammad Javad Zarif went a step further. He offered to have his son either Bar Mitzvah’d or attend a semester of Hebrew school whichever the terrified boy would prefer.

In the midst of this apparent thaw of relations between the two countries, Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu opened a ‘back channel’ and will send Jeffrey Ross to perform a comedy roast of the Supreme Leader Sayyed Ali Khamenei and while he’s in a good mood, ask about that ‘nuclear thing’.