The Obama administration is releasing hundreds of previously classified documents detailing activities of the country’s long-secret spy court that authorizes domestic surveillance programs.

There will be some astounding revelations when the material is made public. Among them:

One document reveals the State Departments covert attempts to utilize ‘Angie’s List’ to hire qualified combatants, ones who would put their entire heart and Soul into the fray and not sign ‘moveon.org’ petitions.

In a secret communique, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani said that he would meet with President Obama at the UN if Obama brings some nice smoked pork ribs which he can’t get at home.

Secretary of State John Kerry would often dress as a street urchin and prowl the Wandsworth district of London at night to assess working class British attitudes about possible military interventions.

A release of Dennis Rodman’s diary during the time he traveled to North Korea to meet with Kim Jong-Un. It will tell why Kim is fascinated with piercings and starving his people.

Among Edward Snowdon’s conditions of political asylum in Russia is that he would ‘leak’ information to the west that beets and potatoes ‘are good for you’ to help boost Russia’s export market in this commodity.

TMZ, the celebrity gossip website has unreleased photos of the GOP’s Rand Paul showing a truckers tan while skinny dipping with the ‘stars’ of Duck Dynasty.

Jimmy Hoffa is still missing