Bashar al-Assad, soon to be deposed President of Syria, will join the Romney campaign as a speechwriter. An aide to Mitt Romney said, “At the rate we’re spreading bullshit, we can always use a veteran like Assad”. Paul Ryan in a separate press release said, “Truly, if bullshit were electricity we could be the next […]
Leno to purchase cheap Chinese humor as budget is cut
Jay Leno has taken a pay cut to save the jobs of staff writers working on The Tonight Show. 20 of his staff lost their jobs on Friday, as broadcaster NBC reduced the show’s costs by about 25%. “This doesn’t mean that the show will be 25% less funny” said Bruce Bobbins, a spokesman for […]
Is pasta the answer to Italy’s financial woes?
Eurozone countries Greece, Portugal and Spain have now been joined by Italy in proclaiming ‘hey, we’re not totally broke, but we can’t loan you gas money’. ‘Go see Germany’. The amount of Italian debt held by foreigners is nearly 800 billion Euros. If they do what Zimbabwe did; produce a 10 billion dollar banknote, they […]