Balloon drop largest component of convention

TAMPA, FL – AUGUST 24: Ballons are readied to be raised to the ceiling at the Tampa Bay Times Forum before the start of the Republican National Convention August 24, 2012 in Tampa, Florida. The convention that is expected to nominate former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney for U.S. President begins on August 27. (Photo by […]

RNC admits Gods wrath, postpones convention

RNC convention delayed one day by tropical storm Isaac. Events on Monday which would have included the ritual hunting down of gays and lesbians and trying to ‘Pray the gay Away’ has been postponed along with the mass denouncing of anyone not of their opinion. However the Republicans still don’t get it. God is pissed. […]

God warns RNC convention in Tampa Bay

God issued a press release today regarding the Republican National Committee’s convention in Tampa. “I hope they’ve got contingency plans” God said, “because I’ve seen their positions on immigration, a Mexican border fence and in-state tuition for undocumented immigrants. That man/woman marriage crap deserves a couple of tornados on one of Mitt’s mansions, but I’m […]