In the most historic phone call since Alexander Graham Bell called his assistant Watson and said “can you pick up some ‘Chinese’ on the way home?” President Obama accidentally speed dialed the cell phone of Iran’s President Hassan Rouhani who was on his way to the airport from his historic New York visit. The call […]
“Cruz-A-Thon thankfully over” say Senate Republicans
Trending topics today are the remake of ‘Dumb and Dumber’ and the Ted Cruz marathon speech. Senator Ted Cruz’ ongoing talk to a nearly empty Senate Chamber included reading from Dr. Suess. “It was the most sense he made all night” said a colleague who chose to remain nameless. “He was like the little Dutch […]
Iran’s President to position himself as ‘good guy’ at U.N.
Taking a page from Pope Francis’ more moderate stances, Iranian President Hasan Rouhani will address the U.N. hoping to position himself to the ‘immediate’ right of Attila the Hun and to the ‘left’ of Pat Robertson. “I’m not that ‘far right’ like some of my predecessors. Ahmajinedad was like the Glenn beck of Iran. I’m […]