The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (Isis) has reportedly declared the areas it occupies in Iraq and Syria as a new Islamic state. The terrorist groupie to al Qaida turned headliner is quite happy upon their new designation as a self-proclaimed state. “That was easy” said Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the newly installed Caliph. […]
Sister’s suit shocks strippers
A group of nuns is suing to shut down the strip club next to their convent in Stone Park Illinois that the sisters say keeps them awake at night. “And it interferes with our nightly BINGO game” said Sister Hurley. “Some of our players are a little deaf and their hearing aids are picking up […]
Welcome to Chipotle Grill, may I take your ammo?
Chipotle asked people to stop carrying loaded weapons into their restaurants and that the 2 for 1 ‘Howitzer special’ will be taken off the menu until further notice. In a statement Monday, the company said that “the display of firearms in our restaurants has now created an environment that could be construed as harmful […]
Hail Spring! Now where’s my nasal spray?
Spring-cleaning time is here and it has officially begun when we start looking to clear out those accumulations we’ve accumulated all winter or give them to other accumulators. Who started Spring Cleaning? I’m sure it was the cave people. When the winter freeze was over, the stench of thawing old bison parts […]