With all the crazy stock market fluctuations and wondering if American Idol can return to its former glory, the average American has been trying to make sense of the system. If only there were a simple answer to these pesky questions we’d feel a little better about how badly the dollar is doing against the […]
An economic primer for today
With all the crazy stock market fluctuations and wondering if American Idol can return to its former glory, the average American has been trying to make sense of the system. If only there were a simple answer to these pesky questions we’d feel a little better about how badly the dollar is doing against the […]
Disney axing characters; adding new ones
In a cost cutting move, Disney is subcontracting its characters. The Disney theme parks costumed characters are slowly being replaced by illegal aliens. “Too bad we can’t speak out in public. We’d have a lot to say” said Jimmy Furbisiner, a former Chip of Chip and Dale. “No one knows how hard this work […]
Kim Kardashian’s butt travels to ancestral home
Kim Kardashian and family traveled to her ancestral home of Yerevan in Armenia to highlight the 100th anniversary of the Ottoman Turk massacre of its citizens. The visit, however, was overshadowed by the most famous portion of her anatomy. The butt in question that occupied two seats in first class, issued a press release on […]