Driving a car in Miami-Dade County is equal to the pain of pulling out your own fingernails but at least that pain will subside with medication. Technology may have taken hold but it shouldn’t wrap its capability around the very throat that screams at the other drivers. Ford announced that it will do a large […]
New health plan gets off the ground
Republicans have added an old friend as an add-on to their new health care bill; Jack Kevorkian, the deceased euthanasia activist. “All the youth in Asia support Jack”, said SCROTUS, “So how bad could he be? It’ll be the best health plan ever and it doesn’t matter if you Don’t Know Jack, trust us. In […]
Beverly Hillbillies back in the news as Federal Gov’t errs bigly
This article, in no way refers to Fanny May, a fine Chicago chocolate company since 1920, although it is easy for Americans to confuse it with Fanny Mae, a government-sponsored entity chartered by Congress which provides money to mortgage lenders, strengthening the U.S. housing and mortgage markets. Even Elly May, Jed Clampett’s curvy tom-boy type […]
Due to budget constraints, SCROTUS to travel on ‘Greyhound One’
Republicans have railed at the cost of government and called upon SCROTUS to cut back expenditures. In an effort to tamp down bad press and ramp up his abysmal ratings he took steps to curtail his travel budget. Having spent almost 23% of his Presidency at the ‘southern White House’ in Palm Beach and costing […]