McDonald’s revealed its latest menu item, but you’ll have to travel far for a taste. The Golden Arches will serve the McChoco Potato to its Japanese customers. The dish consists of french fries drizzled with two different chocolate sauces. The fast food giant wanted to roll out the new taste in England but the way […]
Open carry or open scary?
Florida’s new legislative session would not be complete without a proposal to openly arm every Floridian who feels their life is in danger when shopping for groceries. “You never know when a loony will rebel against the price of adult diapers and start shooting up the ‘popcorn, charcoal and nuts’ aisle” said State Representative Bill […]
Kids ‘lap up’ the new USDA food guidelines
Every five years the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Department of Health and Human Services issues new federal food guidelines. This edition includes a daily regimen of 5 eight ounce cups of regular coffee. “That would serve to increase productivity for the economy” said Federal spokesperson Hal Menomeny. “If people are moving faster as […]
refined sugar; friend or faux friend?
Yearly, America produces 35 million pounds of: A, second hand spit from smokeless tobacco B, Weight gain from soda in Miami high schools C, Candy Corn The average American consumes between 3 and 4 pounds of candy over Halloween. This equals the sugar they’ll get from an average day’s consumption of café Cubano.. Eating […]