The Walt Disney Company announced it will cut funding to the Boy Scouts of America beginning in 2015 because of a policy that bans gay adult leaders in the organization. Deron Smith, a Boy Scouts spokesman said, “This funding cut will impact our ability to serve kids. We believe every child deserves the opportunity […]
Oscar’s ‘goodie bags’ didn’t include pizza, it was on Ellen.
The Oscar’s wrap up! Now we know who’s not gluten free in Hollywood! It wasn’t all about ‘the hair’ at these type events, although we noticed John Travolta’s has morphed to a darker ‘villain’ shade of brown and Kim Novak’s hair was the same as it appeared 50 years ago. I wouldn’t mind not […]
‘El Chapo’ apprehended, NAFTA in turmoil
Mexico’s most wanted cocaine kingpin Joaquin Guzman, AKA ‘Shorty’, ‘El Chapo’, ‘short snort’, the littlest outlaw’, the ‘tiny terror’ and the Frito Bandito, has been captured by U.S. and Mexican law enforcement officials. Upon capture he snarled “I lose my marijuana market in Colorado and now this.” He is the highest profile drug cartel leader […]
Winners in startling new Olympic categories
“These will be the Olympic games you will remember” intoned Vladimir Putin “Try not to think about the lack of potable water, no door knobs and stray dogs in your room, the Russian people love you! By the way, there’s no truth to the rumor that we embedded chips that monitor clandestine activity in those […]