Facebook described it as “a simple and fun way to say hello to your friends.” R.I.Poke Facebook quietly withdrew its disappointing Poke app proving that just as a bully can slap you on the back of the head from behind and pretend it wasn’t them, the Poke app would allow you to do the […]
Drug testing for marijuana sellers, huh?
Should a company that sells marijuana products drug test their employees? OpenVape, Colorado’s largest cannabis company, which has been growing like a free bong circle at a college frat house, has announced that it will begin testing employees for drugs. (hint: don’t inhale too deeply while waiting on a customer with bloodshot eyes) Is that […]
Let’s add it to ice cream and see if they’ll eat it
How do you get kids to eat their veggies? A, Threaten to take away their smart phone B, Threaten to take away their smart phone C, Blend ice cream with vegetables Blend it with WHAT??? Haagen Dazs claimed a new experiment that is sure to get kids to eat their veggies when they announced plans […]
Chicken boxing a real sport? It is on the bayou
A Louisiana Senator, Elbert Guillory of Opelousas, is opposing a bill that would close loopholes in a state cockfighting ban, saying it threatens the legitimate, less bloody sport of “chicken boxing.” Guillory says his area of rural Louisiana, like much of ‘Floriduh’ does not “Do things like normal people do. We march to our own […]