Played like a balalaika, only he doesn’t know it

We love it when people say nice things about us, but when we’re the President of the United States it can jeopardize national security. In 2001, President George Bush issued a truly astounding appraisal of Vladimir Putin, the former KGB agent. “I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward […]

How Pence erodes women’s rights

The Department of Health and Human Service’s new strategic plan defines life as beginning at conception as opposed to the widely accepted WHEN THE BABY IS BORN! “HHS accomplishes its mission through programs and initiatives that cover a wide spectrum of activities, serving and protecting Americans at every stage of life, beginning at conception,” reads the […]

An open letter to North Korea

Hello to all the people in North Korea who are not serving in your armed forces; a total of 37 families in the mountains that cannot be reached by mule. Let’s get away from the distraction called ‘kneeling’ for a moment and talk about the biggest threat to people everywhere; the fact that Amazon is […]

White House press release (And what it really means)

Here’s Wednesday’s White House press release. (We added the parentheses) Today, American Dream Week (More of a nightmare) continues at the White House. President Donald J. Trump is focused on empowering every American to achieve their dreams (Unless, of course, you’re black, any ethnicity other than true white ‘American’, poor, immigrant or not healthy enough […]