Drivers in South Florida are warned to ‘prepare’ for major road work on I-95 which will start in September of 2017 and last for 5 years. You may as well Thank you for the heads up. That gives us two and a half years to ‘prepare’. What kind of ‘preparation’ will we need? The short […]
Upgraded Hamburglar emerges buff and brazen
What’s old is new. The marketing mayvens at the world’s most popular restaurant, McDonald’s, is re-branding more than its food. The question: Where has McDonald’s iconic impish character, the Hamburglar been for the past 13 years? A, On extended hiatus B, Remaining under the radar while working with McDonald’s ‘Undercover Boss’ program C, getting older, […]
The cause of death medicine can’t explain
‘Natural Causes’ has been the number 1 killer of the healthy. Why? There are no warning signs like shortened breath, chest pain or lazy eye. There has been no federal grant money for research, no national telethon to raise awareness and no celebrity spokesperson to tout its importance. “This lack of awareness may be why […]
10th annual Apathy Festival doesn’t draw a single participant
The 10th annual ‘Apathy Festival’ (ApFest2015) was scheduled for Bayfront Park in downtown Miami this past weekend. ApFest is billed as a non-sectarian, bi-cultural, homogeneous gathering of people who don’t care. No one showed up. The organizers, who couldn’t be found, didn’t send out a press release or hand out posters and didn’t bother to […]