Kim Kardashian and family traveled to her ancestral home of Yerevan in Armenia to highlight the 100th anniversary of the Ottoman Turk massacre of its citizens. The visit, however, was overshadowed by the most famous portion of her anatomy. The butt in question that occupied two seats in first class, issued a press release on […]
Secret Iranian nuclear facility revealed in back of a falafel shop.
Despite Iran’s insistence that it does not produce enriched uranium at any State facilities, a covert operation was uncovered by accident in the town of Oopsamybad in West Azerbaijan. When he went to use the rest room in the back of an out of the way falafel shop during lunch, student Achmed Halali encountered a […]
A Paean to Passover or what matzoh means to me
We know Passover approaches because we just about trip over the big matzoh and chocolate macaroons display near the front door of our local supermarket. It’s a Yiddish word meaning ‘I forgot to use the yeast’. Matzoh is to bread as wallpaper paste is to pate’. They are thin, bread like crackers and […]
Creatures from Hell breeding and feeding
The scariest threat to our way of life in South Florida is: A, Drivers on cellphones B, Rampant corruption and fraud C, Termites Answer: all three! But termites??? Hybrid termites are a threat to our way of life and you didn’t leave the State when you discovered our flying roaches? Despite a Florida ban in […]