‘No problem’ to be phased out of lexicon

Out of the black hole of phrases that don’t mean anything comes one that has taken us to a tipping point of use/abuse. Americans are finally waking up to the fact that ‘no problem’ doesn’t really mean anything as more and more choose not to utter the popular phrase. In a shocking press release, the […]

Gov. Scott: saves a turtle, leaves the uninsured

Good news! The Florida hurricane catastrophe fund now has $17 billion to pay all claims in case of hurricane damage. The bad news; try and get it. The Florida Attorney General’s office (motto: ‘See our lobbyists for details’) issued a statement saying that; “The fund is in good shape, and our citizens want to keep […]

Burp talking, a gaseous way to communicate

Is there anything better than the age old custom of throwing some beef on a fire while you soak up some suds? Do you remember when beer was beer? It wasn’t fancy. Water, malt, hops and yeast. Seasonal brews like light summer ales can get you just as sloshed. After you down a couple, you […]