In a cost cutting move, Disney is subcontracting its characters. The Disney theme parks costumed characters are slowly being replaced by illegal aliens. “Too bad we can’t speak out in public. We’d have a lot to say” said Jimmy Furbisiner, a former Chip of Chip and Dale. “No one knows how hard this work […]
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Prime advertising space is getting harder to find than the mental compass of some Presidential candidates. We started seeing ads covering buildings, in menus and on airplanes. That means finding every available space to try and sell you something, but after a few drinks in first class, has anyone ever ordered a garden gnome from […]
A letter from Greece
Dear Western civilization, Hello and yahsu!! Greece here; and I thought it was time to write and bring you up to speed. we are so much more than souvlaki, feta cheese and the birthplace of democracy. Instead of being adored as the CRADLE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION, we’re being ‘dissed’ around the world and especially Germany […]
‘Dump Trump’ newest Republican strategy?
In a move that has surprised even John Boehner, Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican Party, says in the run-up to the general election in 2016, any Republican can denounce every Presidential proposal “whatever it will be. This is a pre-emptive move” said Priebus. “We’re just following history here and we don’t want to break […]