Kanye West says he’ll run for Prez in 2020

At the VMA Awards, Kanye West announced his he will run for President in 2020. He’s a little late getting into the current clown car, isn’t he? The mish-mash that is the Republican candidate can o’ worms regarding how far to the right they will travel for a positive response to their drivel would not […]

Itsy Bitsy Spider slips off spout; children horrified

The children’s world was shocked at the near accidental death of an iconic character today as the ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider’, aka the, ‘Incy Wincy’ Spider, experienced some quirky weather in front of a group of young school children. In a pre-planned appearance during his New York State summer tour, all was going well until the […]

Uber rich experience ‘bump’ during stock market plunge

Psychologists around the world saw an uptick in their business when billionaires sought solace as they dropped off the prestigious Forbes ‘billionaire list’ due to the stock market plunge. Even though they were just ‘paper rich’ they needed help” said ‘psychologist to the super wealthy’ Martin Fairborn at his office atop trump tower, “They’re not […]